Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough
me whispering to my dog in the dark: hey.. you still up?
(Source: cinnamonraisinbagel, via parkingstrange)
every 5 seconds a woman gives birth to a baby. stop this woman.
(Source: whiteboyfriend, via parkingstrange)
I was having a bad day until I randomly got a text from a wrong number with nothing but this picture
(Source: skate-high, via shouldnt)
When you get shouted at for accidentally doing something bad
do you ever sit in school like i know the answer to that questions but i’m not saying it because this class is pissing me off
(Source: cucumberbatchin-gone, via andimlosinggit)